We do a lot for our guests, including teaching them how to hold a fish. Some people just can't get it right however. Here is a collection of bad fish pics.
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Let's start with some classics. |
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The "Upside Down" |
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The "Upside Down Belly Shot" |
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The "Popsicle" |
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The "Belly Shot Popsicle" |
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The "Inverted Belly Shot Popsicle" |
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The "Wiggler" |
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The "Squiggler" |
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The "Dropsy" |
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The "Flopsy" |
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The "I Don't Want To Touch It" |
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The "I'm Not So Sure About This" |
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The "Hands To Far In" |
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The "Hands To Far Out" |
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The "All Hands On Deck" |
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The "Death Grip" |
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The "Thumb Shot" |
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The "Smuggler" |
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This one is popular. |
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The "Back-Hander" |
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The "Nice Back-Hander" |
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The "Double Back-Hander" |
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The "Back-Hander" |
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To the "Front Hander" |
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No |
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Yes |
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Nope |
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Yep |
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NOOOO |
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Yes |
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No |
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No |
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Sort Of |
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Come |
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On |
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You |
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Can |
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NOOOO |
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This guy nails them all. |
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That Poor Fish. |
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Let's get dirty. |
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With the "I'm Going To Kiss you" |
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The "I'm Going To Eat YOU" |
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The "Clapper" |
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The "Knuckler" |
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The "Mine Is Bigger Than Yours" |
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The "Oh No It's Not" |
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The "Happiest Fish Of A Lifetime Shot" |
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The "Safety First" |
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This one just makes me smile. |
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This is how it's done folks. |
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Look. |
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It can even be done two at a time. |
Not to be hypocritical, but hold them low and let them go. Wet hands protect a trouts' slime coating, and the warmer the water the quicker the release.