Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Bad Fish Pics

We do a lot for our guests, including teaching them how to hold a fish. Some people just can't get it right however. Here is a collection of bad fish pics.
Let's start with some classics.
The "Upside Down" 


The "Upside Down Belly Shot"


The "Popsicle"



The "Belly Shot Popsicle"

The "Inverted Belly Shot Popsicle"


The "Wiggler"

The "Squiggler"

The "Dropsy"

The "Flopsy"

The "I Don't Want To Touch It"

The "I'm Not So Sure About This"


The "Hands To Far In"

The "Hands To Far Out"

The "All Hands On Deck"

The "Death Grip"

The "Thumb Shot"

The "Smuggler"
This one is popular.

The "Back-Hander"



The "Nice Back-Hander"

The "Double Back-Hander"

The "Back-Hander"

To the "Front Hander"

No

Yes

Nope

Yep

NOOOO

Yes

No

No

Sort Of

Come

On

You

Can

NOOOO

This guy nails them all.

That Poor Fish.

Let's get dirty.

With the "I'm Going To Kiss you"

The "I'm Going To Eat YOU"

The "Clapper"

The "Knuckler"

The "Mine Is Bigger Than Yours"

The "Oh No It's Not"

The "Happiest Fish Of A Lifetime Shot"

The "Safety First"
This one just makes me smile.

This is how it's done folks.

Look.

It can even be done two at a time.
Not to be hypocritical, but hold them low and let them go. Wet hands protect a trouts' slime coating, and the warmer the water the quicker the release.