Every person I take fishing thinks there is some magic formula to catching fish, and they think that because they gave me some absurd amount of money that I should reveal this formula. Little do they know that in my 36 years of fishing I don't have one.
I will happily share what I do know. Worms taste bad. Water is cold. The fishing sucks when the fish are not biting, and the fishing is good when they are. Fish don't mind the rain... people do. Hooks are more fun in a fish's mouth than in your flesh. Drink less beer and apply more sunsceen. Fish need water to breath, therefore the best place to catch a fish is in water. Catching a fish is fun. If you let your fish go you can catch it again. If you smother your fish in beer and flour then put it in a fryer they are yummy. Small fish are good, big fish are great, but just to be able to go fishing is the best.
This is all fun and dandy, but since my clients want more I will give this secret magic formula thing a try;
Multiply water temperature (H) with time of year (A). Add water clarity (V) and depth (E). Divide your target species (F). Finally subtract the sun from the moon (U) and add the time of day (N). So lets see...
(H) * (A) + (V) + (E) / (F) - (U) + (N) = HAVE FUN Simple enough. Lets go fishing!
This is all fun and dandy, but since my clients want more I will give this secret magic formula thing a try;
Multiply water temperature (H) with time of year (A). Add water clarity (V) and depth (E). Divide your target species (F). Finally subtract the sun from the moon (U) and add the time of day (N). So lets see...
(H) * (A) + (V) + (E) / (F) - (U) + (N) = HAVE FUN Simple enough. Lets go fishing!
